1 00:00:40,936 --> 00:00:44,273 Mm! This Baked Alaska is great, Amy. 2 00:00:44,356 --> 00:00:45,566 What's your secret? 3 00:00:45,649 --> 00:00:46,859 I'm bisexual. 4 00:00:46,942 --> 00:00:48,569 Oh, you mean the dessert! 5 00:00:48,652 --> 00:00:52,031 The trick is to start by buying real Alaska, then... 6 00:00:52,114 --> 00:00:54,575 Mama? Is it time to show off yet? 7 00:00:54,658 --> 00:00:56,786 It sure is, schmeety-pie. 8 00:00:56,869 --> 00:00:58,829 Show Fry and Leela your painting 9 00:00:58,913 --> 00:01:00,831 so they can compliment it. 10 00:01:00,915 --> 00:01:01,916 Lookit! 11 00:01:01,999 --> 00:01:03,959 It's Mama and Dumdum. 12 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:06,212 Oh, it's exquisite. 13 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:07,296 Right? 14 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:09,048 What? Oh. 15 00:01:09,131 --> 00:01:10,966 - What? - You really captured 16 00:01:11,050 --> 00:01:13,260 your mommy's unusually shaped hair, 17 00:01:13,344 --> 00:01:15,262 and your daddy's pukey color. 18 00:01:15,346 --> 00:01:18,891 Shapes and colors are the parts I always have trouble with. 19 00:01:18,974 --> 00:01:21,060 You know, I always wanted to be an artist, and I... 20 00:01:21,143 --> 00:01:22,853 That's so interesting. 21 00:01:22,937 --> 00:01:24,522 Let's talk about something else. 22 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:29,485 I'm bored. 23 00:01:29,568 --> 00:01:30,653 I'm more bored. 24 00:01:30,736 --> 00:01:31,737 Oh yeah? 25 00:01:31,821 --> 00:01:34,073 I'm so bored, I wanna punch myself in the face. 26 00:01:34,156 --> 00:01:35,241 I'll do it for ya. 27 00:01:35,324 --> 00:01:37,284 - Go ahead. - Make me. 28 00:01:37,368 --> 00:01:39,203 Eh, I'm too bored. 29 00:01:39,286 --> 00:01:41,872 Don't you have like a built-in TV or something? 30 00:01:41,956 --> 00:01:42,957 No. 31 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,168 But have you ever heard of... AM radio? 32 00:01:47,962 --> 00:01:50,798 And Sweden wins! 33 00:01:50,881 --> 00:01:54,385 This has been Don Cunningham with the nightly war roundup. 34 00:01:54,468 --> 00:01:55,928 Bo-ring. 35 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:02,143 Fifteen, four, 290, 5,036... 36 00:02:02,226 --> 00:02:04,019 What are those, numbers? 37 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,437 - Two... - "Two"? 38 00:02:05,521 --> 00:02:07,439 I'm almost positive that's a number! 39 00:02:07,523 --> 00:02:09,358 Help, help, help, help, help, 40 00:02:09,441 --> 00:02:11,361 help, help, help, help, help. 41 00:02:11,385 --> 00:02:13,279 The radio's saying numbers at me! 42 00:02:13,362 --> 00:02:16,073 One thousand three hundred sixty-two. 43 00:02:16,157 --> 00:02:19,034 Thirty-four thousand nine hundred and sixty-nine... 44 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:21,912 Aw, that's just a numbers station, Bender. 45 00:02:21,996 --> 00:02:25,082 Some people think it's spies communicating in code. 46 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,501 It's actually a real thing. Look it up. 47 00:02:27,585 --> 00:02:29,745 Turn it off, turn it off! 48 00:02:29,769 --> 00:02:31,380 I'm not touching your antenna. 49 00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:32,863 Two hundred ninety. 50 00:02:41,515 --> 00:02:44,018 Well, thanks for a lovely evening. 51 00:02:46,103 --> 00:02:48,480 Man, that hypersonic elevator's really fast. 52 00:02:49,648 --> 00:02:51,358 Ow. 53 00:02:52,693 --> 00:02:55,196 Bender, at the risk of getting personal, 54 00:02:55,279 --> 00:02:56,864 are you scared of numbers? 55 00:02:56,947 --> 00:02:58,240 Not all numbers. 56 00:02:58,324 --> 00:02:59,867 I-I love zero and one. 57 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:02,119 But two? And those other guys? 58 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:04,413 Where does it all end? 59 00:03:04,496 --> 00:03:05,497 Hey look! 60 00:03:05,581 --> 00:03:07,708 A 24-hour art supply store. 61 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:10,920 Leela, have I ever told you how I always wanted to be an artist? 62 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:14,089 Yes, it's one of the most recent things you said. 63 00:03:14,173 --> 00:03:16,425 Well, I'm not gonna let that stop me. 64 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:26,310 Guys! Dolls! 65 00:03:26,393 --> 00:03:29,230 Remember the pain I predicted Professor would live in 66 00:03:29,313 --> 00:03:31,065 the last 10 years of his life? 67 00:03:31,148 --> 00:03:34,485 Well, they've discovered a miracle drug that'll make it 20! 68 00:03:40,324 --> 00:03:43,744 I'm so tired of this physical existence. 69 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:45,829 The constant agony. 70 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,584 These scratchy physical pajamas. 71 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:55,297 If only I could live in a world of pure thought and beauty. 72 00:03:55,381 --> 00:03:57,549 Sure, that'd be great. 73 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:58,968 We now go live 74 00:03:59,051 --> 00:04:00,928 to tonight's lottery drawing. 75 00:04:07,726 --> 00:04:09,520 Fifteen, 76 00:04:09,603 --> 00:04:11,105 four, 77 00:04:11,855 --> 00:04:14,108 290... 78 00:04:14,191 --> 00:04:15,567 ...two, 79 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:18,195 1,362... 80 00:04:19,863 --> 00:04:23,117 ...and 34,969. 81 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,244 That is not a regulation ball! 82 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:28,289 Hey, aren't those the same numbers 83 00:04:28,372 --> 00:04:30,291 that came over Bender's antenna? 84 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:32,543 You mean Bender's antenna is magic? 85 00:04:32,626 --> 00:04:34,420 Eh, that's what the fembots say. 86 00:04:36,046 --> 00:04:39,133 Magic is one plausible but stupid explanation. 87 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:42,052 Is it possible someone is encoding 88 00:04:42,136 --> 00:04:44,638 some kind of message in lottery numbers? 89 00:04:45,055 --> 00:04:47,850 Hey Leela! Come see my paintings. 90 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:50,602 Oh... hmm. 91 00:04:50,686 --> 00:04:53,147 That art store had a futuristic technology 92 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:55,691 that really unlocked my creative powers. 93 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:58,110 It's called "paint-by-numbers." 94 00:04:58,193 --> 00:04:59,236 Oh, Lord. 95 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,863 They're exquisite! 96 00:05:00,946 --> 00:05:02,948 You really stayed in the lines. 97 00:05:03,032 --> 00:05:04,950 Aren't these exquisite, Amy? 98 00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:07,828 Oh, yeah, exquisite, yeah. 99 00:05:07,911 --> 00:05:09,621 What are you people talking about? 100 00:05:09,705 --> 00:05:10,998 Fry's paintings are crap. 101 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,201 Ow! 102 00:05:12,249 --> 00:05:15,669 I mean, the foot pain makes me see how beautiful I'm saying they are. 103 00:05:15,753 --> 00:05:17,796 Fry, you foolcompoop! 104 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,674 What are you doing to those beautiful numbers? 105 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:24,470 Painting over them to depict imperfect physical objects? 106 00:05:27,931 --> 00:05:29,099 Schmeureka! 107 00:05:32,436 --> 00:05:36,148 Those weird lottery numbers encoded paint-by-number plans 108 00:05:36,231 --> 00:05:37,691 for some sort of device. 109 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,986 And once it's colored in, we can build it! 110 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:42,112 Build it? 111 00:05:42,196 --> 00:05:44,281 That's your answer for everything. 112 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:46,909 Every time we find a mysterious diagram, 113 00:05:46,992 --> 00:05:48,619 you want to build it. 114 00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:50,913 Well, I'm tired of building things. 115 00:05:50,996 --> 00:05:53,624 The beauty is in the abstract idea. 116 00:05:53,707 --> 00:05:56,168 Everything else is flamboyant excess. 117 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,670 Well, if you won't build it, I will. 118 00:05:58,754 --> 00:06:00,339 I just said I wouldn't build it! 119 00:06:00,422 --> 00:06:04,051 I'm going to go contemplate the abstract concept of beauty. 120 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,762 If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom. 121 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,014 Exquisite! 122 00:06:13,185 --> 00:06:15,354 Blue. 123 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:17,523 What a strange gizmo. 124 00:06:17,606 --> 00:06:20,317 I wonder if it's some kind of advanced spaceship! 125 00:06:20,401 --> 00:06:21,693 Well, I'm not quite done. 126 00:06:21,777 --> 00:06:23,404 It might turn out to be a kitten. 127 00:06:27,699 --> 00:06:28,992 That's no kitten. 128 00:06:29,076 --> 00:06:31,537 Rats. I'm gonna go paint a kitten. 129 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,252 Be honest with me, Zoidberg. 130 00:06:38,335 --> 00:06:39,711 Is this really good? 131 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,380 Yes. 132 00:06:41,463 --> 00:06:46,301 Sometimes I worry that my rote copies of other artists' work lack originality. 133 00:06:46,385 --> 00:06:47,886 Don't say that, Fry. 134 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,596 Great artists don't let badness 135 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,306 stand in the way of greatness. 136 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:53,767 And Zoidberg will prove... 137 00:06:53,851 --> 00:06:55,519 Why did you mutter that last part? 138 00:06:55,602 --> 00:06:57,271 Because I wasn't that sure. 139 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,970 Hello, hello. Don't touch. 140 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:11,660 Excuse me, killer robot coming through. 141 00:07:11,743 --> 00:07:12,786 Aw, come on! 142 00:07:12,870 --> 00:07:14,997 Ah, there you are, actress, mathematician, 143 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,331 author Danica McKellar. 144 00:07:16,415 --> 00:07:17,916 Could you sign this book? 145 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,042 Sure. 146 00:07:19,585 --> 00:07:21,295 Wait, I didn't write this. 147 00:07:21,378 --> 00:07:22,713 It's my autobiography. 148 00:07:22,796 --> 00:07:24,256 You're Bender? 149 00:07:24,339 --> 00:07:25,591 The Bender? 150 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:27,801 I'm a huge fan. 151 00:07:27,885 --> 00:07:29,219 Um, no, 152 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,846 that's actually a different Bender. 153 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:32,764 You're not the extreme boogie boarder? 154 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:34,099 How do people tell you apart? 155 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:35,726 Different serial numbers. 156 00:07:35,809 --> 00:07:37,311 That's kinda why I came. 157 00:07:37,394 --> 00:07:39,521 See, I'm scared of numbers. 158 00:07:39,605 --> 00:07:40,965 I thought maybe you could help me, 159 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:42,261 'cause you write all these books 160 00:07:42,274 --> 00:07:44,026 about having confidence with math. 161 00:07:44,109 --> 00:07:45,527 Uh, yeah. Uh... 162 00:07:45,611 --> 00:07:46,987 Do you know the other Bender? 163 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,870 Like, could you introduce me, or... 164 00:07:48,894 --> 00:07:50,824 Hey, could we talk about me for a minute?! 165 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:51,909 I don't know. 166 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:53,327 Could you buy a copy of my book? 167 00:07:56,830 --> 00:07:58,999 Math shouldn't be scary, Bender. 168 00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:01,460 You just have an irrational fear of numbers. 169 00:08:01,543 --> 00:08:03,795 And a fear of irrational numbers! 170 00:08:03,879 --> 00:08:04,922 Don't be afraid. 171 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:07,758 If you're even half as great as your book jacket says you are... 172 00:08:07,841 --> 00:08:09,593 I'm not! Nobody is! 173 00:08:10,427 --> 00:08:12,304 Well, hopefully this will help. 174 00:08:12,387 --> 00:08:14,598 But if it doesn't, no refunds. Next! 175 00:08:18,852 --> 00:08:20,062 This is garbage. 176 00:08:20,145 --> 00:08:21,188 I give up. 177 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:29,112 A letter came for you, Fry. 178 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:32,407 Your work's been accepted in a citywide art contest! 179 00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:34,368 Why are you reading my mail, Hermes? 180 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:37,579 Also, I don't remember entering any art contest. 181 00:08:37,663 --> 00:08:39,665 I entered you! Zoidberg. 182 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:42,751 I got the idea when I was bandaging my foot. 183 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,670 And my work was accepted? 184 00:08:44,753 --> 00:08:47,005 Thank you, Zoidberg. 185 00:08:47,089 --> 00:08:50,133 You've given me the courage to try the parakeet. 186 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,433 Ladies and gentlemen, 187 00:08:58,517 --> 00:08:59,560 and Zoidberg, 188 00:08:59,643 --> 00:09:01,895 after great effort and expense... 189 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:02,980 Expense?! 190 00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:05,774 I've completed the mystery machine! 191 00:09:08,443 --> 00:09:09,653 I'm blind! 192 00:09:09,736 --> 00:09:10,821 What does it do? 193 00:09:10,904 --> 00:09:12,531 Can it kill at least one human? 194 00:09:12,614 --> 00:09:13,615 Maybe. 195 00:09:13,699 --> 00:09:16,451 The only way to find out is to turn it on. 196 00:09:16,535 --> 00:09:17,619 Zero and one? 197 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:18,704 No problem. 198 00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:32,426 It looks like some sort of space hole. 199 00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:34,261 I'll be the judge of that. 200 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,568 Exquisite! 201 00:09:49,651 --> 00:09:50,777 So what's in there? 202 00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,446 These numbers! 203 00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:54,531 Almost all of 'em greater than one! 204 00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:58,201 Finished installin' the new plate glass wind-er. 205 00:09:58,285 --> 00:09:59,286 Thank you! 206 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:06,251 We'll sweep him off the sidewalk later. 207 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:08,337 I wanna see these numbers! 208 00:10:10,839 --> 00:10:12,049 - Oh! - Wow! 209 00:10:12,132 --> 00:10:15,636 It's my dear friends, the integers. 210 00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:18,889 Come, everyone, through the Numberland Gap. 211 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:23,810 It's just what I've always dreamt of. 212 00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:27,481 A realm of pure theoretical beauty. 213 00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:29,316 Hello! 214 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:31,652 I don't believe I've seen you around here. 215 00:10:31,735 --> 00:10:34,696 No, we're from the physical world. 216 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,573 The physical world? 217 00:10:36,657 --> 00:10:39,493 I thought that was just an abstract concept. 218 00:10:39,576 --> 00:10:40,952 Nice to meet you. 219 00:10:41,036 --> 00:10:42,537 Fifty-five, is it? 220 00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:45,123 Oh, ya doesn't have to call me 55. 221 00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:48,460 My decimal representation is five 10s plus five ones. 222 00:10:48,543 --> 00:10:50,921 But you can call me five times 11. 223 00:10:51,004 --> 00:10:54,925 Or you can call me 9 plus 10 plus 11 plus 12 plus 13. 224 00:10:55,008 --> 00:10:57,344 Or you can call me six-squared plus three-squared 225 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:59,429 plus three-squared plus one-squared. 226 00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:01,973 But ya doesn't have to call me 55! 227 00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:04,184 I'm gonna call you 55. 228 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:06,019 So, could you give us a tour? 229 00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,145 Of what? 230 00:11:07,229 --> 00:11:08,563 There's nothing but numbers. 231 00:11:08,647 --> 00:11:12,317 Maybe you could introduce us to some of the more interesting numbers. 232 00:11:12,401 --> 00:11:14,403 Every number is interesting! 233 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:17,531 Otherwise, there'd be a smallest uninteresting number, 234 00:11:17,614 --> 00:11:19,741 and that would make it interesting. 235 00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:22,619 I didn't quite follow that but, yes, 236 00:11:22,703 --> 00:11:25,622 every number is equally interesting. 237 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:27,749 Or equally uninteresting. 238 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,251 I don't like you. 239 00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:30,627 Nobody does. 240 00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,172 Who's that goomer? 241 00:11:34,256 --> 00:11:35,757 That's little 3/7ths, 242 00:11:35,841 --> 00:11:37,759 the fractional child of three and seven. 243 00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,720 What about 7/3rds? 244 00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,471 Is that also their child? 245 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:43,598 Their illegitimate child. 246 00:11:43,682 --> 00:11:45,976 Um, Professor? I'm sorry to bring the mood up, 247 00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:47,602 but can we get going soon? 248 00:11:47,686 --> 00:11:49,187 It's time for the art show. 249 00:11:49,271 --> 00:11:51,022 Time? What is time? 250 00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:53,400 We numbers are eternal and immutable. 251 00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:55,694 You mean you never age? 252 00:11:55,777 --> 00:11:59,156 You never grow old and senile and forgetful 253 00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,992 and senile and forgetful and senile and... 254 00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:04,453 If we don't leave soon, we'll miss the awards. 255 00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:05,787 It's almost four. 256 00:12:05,871 --> 00:12:07,330 What's almost four? 257 00:12:07,414 --> 00:12:08,415 Three? 258 00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:11,042 Ya know, one through 12 are my friends. 259 00:12:11,126 --> 00:12:14,421 I don't appreciate these racist caricatures. 260 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:15,881 We need to go! 261 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,966 Yes, you all go. 262 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,886 But I, I choose to stay. 263 00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,262 I belong here, 264 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:24,806 in this realm of beauty bare, 265 00:12:24,890 --> 00:12:28,894 free from the intolerable agony of physical existence. 266 00:12:28,977 --> 00:12:30,937 - No, Professor! - No, you can't! 267 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,981 You're my only living relative. 268 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:36,693 I wanted you to come to the art contest in case I win a prize. 269 00:12:36,777 --> 00:12:38,695 Oh, don't be sad. 270 00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:39,863 You won't. 271 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,494 It won't be the same without him. 272 00:12:47,496 --> 00:12:49,581 I mean, I can't think of any actual difference. 273 00:12:49,664 --> 00:12:51,500 Just felt like somebody should say that. 274 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,084 You escaped?! 275 00:12:53,168 --> 00:12:55,378 That's mathematically impossible! 276 00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:56,922 It was fine, Bender. 277 00:12:57,005 --> 00:12:59,049 We met a nice 50-something guy. 278 00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,551 Wait, someone's missing. 279 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:02,677 Is it you, Amy?! 280 00:13:02,761 --> 00:13:03,762 Is it? 281 00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:06,389 Oh, no. The Professor decided to stay behind. 282 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,350 And you let him?! 283 00:13:08,433 --> 00:13:10,435 Ah, you fools! 284 00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:13,146 You two-loving fools! 285 00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:17,859 And there's 52-factorial. 286 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:20,570 Yes, we played cards with him earlier. 287 00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:23,073 I suspect he was cheating. 288 00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:25,575 Well, every number is here in Numberland. 289 00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,327 You'll meet them all eventually. 290 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,496 Really? Every number? 291 00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:30,580 Yes. 292 00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,249 The whole numbers, the fractions. 293 00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:33,333 What else is there? 294 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,502 Oh, all kinds of junk. 295 00:13:35,585 --> 00:13:37,879 E, pi, i. 296 00:13:39,172 --> 00:13:40,757 Don't talk like that! 297 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,218 We don't believe in the imaginary one. 298 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:46,054 Except for some of the more... rural numbers. 299 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:47,639 - Uh-huh. Right on. - Amen. 300 00:13:47,722 --> 00:13:50,183 Say, you're a number, right? 301 00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:51,518 I've been wondering, 302 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:54,688 in my world, we don't know whether all even numbers 303 00:13:54,771 --> 00:13:56,773 are the sum of two prime numbers. 304 00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:57,899 Do you? 305 00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,693 Of course, they are. 306 00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:00,777 Yes! 307 00:14:00,861 --> 00:14:02,445 But how do you prove it? 308 00:14:02,529 --> 00:14:03,849 Why should I prove it? 309 00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:04,990 What would that prove? 310 00:14:05,073 --> 00:14:08,451 Well, if math has a point, and I'm not sure it does, 311 00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:10,871 isn't it to gain understanding? 312 00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,497 "Understanding"? 313 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:13,874 I don't understand. 314 00:14:13,957 --> 00:14:16,793 You know there are lots of true things that can't be proven. 315 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:20,171 Yes, but I know because Gödel proved it. 316 00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:23,925 If you numbers don't care about proofs, what do you do all day? 317 00:14:24,009 --> 00:14:26,845 Sit around representing quantities of things? 318 00:14:26,928 --> 00:14:29,055 I don't even know what things are. 319 00:14:29,139 --> 00:14:31,224 You know... things! 320 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:34,185 Things are the things we use math to describe, 321 00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:37,981 how planets move, the different lengths of wire, 322 00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,817 how many stars to give a Keanu Reeves movie. 323 00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:41,902 Yo. 324 00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:44,279 You use numbers? 325 00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,406 What are we, your servants?! 326 00:14:46,489 --> 00:14:48,658 Well, I suppose you are. 327 00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:50,035 Servants?! 328 00:14:50,118 --> 00:14:51,411 How dare you. 329 00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,996 All numbers are equal! 330 00:14:53,079 --> 00:14:54,748 10,538! 331 00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,458 Yeah, what is it now? 332 00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:59,127 Divide him by zero! 333 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,797 No! That's not allowed! 334 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:05,041 Well, let's try it and see what happens. 335 00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:08,345 Help! 9-1-1! 336 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,348 Sorry, wrong number. 337 00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:16,436 No, stop! 338 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,897 I'm too young to be zeroed. 339 00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,691 If you're young, then I'm divisible by seven. 340 00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,095 Get in there! 341 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:26,655 A person! 342 00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:28,073 Oh, thank Gott. 343 00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:31,409 You must have my helps message with the portal plan received. 344 00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:32,744 You got that right. 345 00:15:32,827 --> 00:15:33,828 Who are you? 346 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,247 My name is Georg Cantor. 347 00:15:36,331 --> 00:15:37,666 Georg Cantor?! 348 00:15:37,749 --> 00:15:40,877 The discoverer of the hierarchy of infinities? 349 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,171 Ja, ja. I discovered a lot of stuff. 350 00:15:43,254 --> 00:15:45,548 We received your number broadcast, 351 00:15:45,632 --> 00:15:48,593 but how were you able to build a transmitter 352 00:15:48,677 --> 00:15:50,929 in a land of pure abstraction? 353 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:54,015 I had fortunately with me pencils und paper. 354 00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:58,019 I needed only to prove a transmitter could exist. 355 00:15:58,103 --> 00:16:00,522 And then build it out of pencils and paper. 356 00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,316 But enough about me, Georg Cantor. 357 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,735 We must get far from this zero. 358 00:16:05,819 --> 00:16:08,905 Did you bring with you an arbitrarily large positive number? 359 00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,991 Sorry, no, I packed light. 360 00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:14,744 Ach, ja. Clearer I should have been in meiner message. 361 00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:17,497 I know not which of us is the stupider professor. 362 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:18,581 You. 363 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:20,333 But we can research that later. 364 00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,585 We must for help radio. 365 00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:23,795 I'll do it. 366 00:16:23,878 --> 00:16:25,714 But you know not the right numbers! 367 00:16:25,797 --> 00:16:27,465 I know zero and one. 368 00:16:27,549 --> 00:16:29,509 That's all you really need. 369 00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,060 I ain't afraid of no numbers. 370 00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,228 I ain't afraid of nothin'. 371 00:16:42,188 --> 00:16:44,024 Wait a minute. 372 00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:45,442 That's Morse code. 373 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,860 I learned that at camp. 374 00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,614 P... R... O... 375 00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:52,824 Prostitute? 376 00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:54,701 Wait, F? 377 00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,910 Proftitute? 378 00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:59,539 E... S... S... Oh, of course! 379 00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:00,790 Professtitute! 380 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:03,585 No, wait. O... R... 381 00:17:03,668 --> 00:17:04,753 Professor! 382 00:17:04,836 --> 00:17:06,796 He must need something. But what? 383 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,049 H... E... L... 384 00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:11,009 He needs helium. 385 00:17:11,092 --> 00:17:12,343 No, help! 386 00:17:12,427 --> 00:17:14,179 He needs help in Numberland! 387 00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:17,348 Oh, but I'm alone and I'm the world's biggest coward. 388 00:17:17,432 --> 00:17:18,933 I need moral support. 389 00:17:19,017 --> 00:17:21,269 What was it Danica McKellar said? 390 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,064 You're the world's biggest coward, Bender. 391 00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,231 In your case only, 392 00:17:25,315 --> 00:17:28,068 I'd advise you to stay the heck away from math. 393 00:17:28,151 --> 00:17:29,319 Thanks, Danica. 394 00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:31,196 I'll never face my fears again. 395 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:32,989 So long, courage! 396 00:17:38,953 --> 00:17:41,164 Numbers! Meaningless numbers! 397 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:44,709 Hey! 398 00:17:55,553 --> 00:17:57,263 These are really good. 399 00:17:57,347 --> 00:18:00,350 I mean, I'd hang that in my second-best mansion. 400 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,852 And there's mine on the very same wall. 401 00:18:02,936 --> 00:18:04,312 You think it might win a prize? 402 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,522 Maybe. 403 00:18:05,605 --> 00:18:09,150 But, just being included is the best prize of all. 404 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,528 Wow, better than the one for winning? 405 00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,822 Attention, please. 406 00:18:13,905 --> 00:18:15,156 I'm Art Judge, 407 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,158 the art judge. And these... 408 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,160 are the judges with regular names. 409 00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:22,372 I'm proud to present the prizes in this year's 410 00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:26,543 Friends with Benefits of the Zoo Charity Art Contest. 411 00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:28,628 Third place goes to... 412 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:33,258 ... "Icarus Redeemed" by Polly Madison. 413 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:36,636 Boo! 414 00:18:36,719 --> 00:18:38,763 Second place... 415 00:18:38,847 --> 00:18:43,059 ... "Yellow Flower," by a truly good, good boy, 416 00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,519 Philip J. Fry. 417 00:18:48,606 --> 00:18:50,608 Congratulations. 418 00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,152 And where is your pet? 419 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:54,028 Oh, I'm not allowed to have pets. 420 00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:55,113 They always die. 421 00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:58,158 I'm on the Humane Society's "No Adopt" list. 422 00:18:58,241 --> 00:18:59,993 I mean the animal who painted this. 423 00:19:00,076 --> 00:19:02,162 Animal? I painted it. 424 00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:04,706 But this contest is for paintings by animals. 425 00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:05,790 It is? 426 00:19:05,874 --> 00:19:07,333 Bad Fry, bad! 427 00:19:12,505 --> 00:19:14,841 Aw, you must feel awful. 428 00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:16,426 Second place. 429 00:19:16,509 --> 00:19:18,094 I won second place! 430 00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:21,014 Yeah, in a contest for animals. 431 00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:22,348 And I beat all of them. 432 00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,309 Well, except Vincent Van Goat. 433 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:36,571 - Ah! - Humans! 434 00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,698 Bender has arrived to save us. 435 00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:40,325 Bender, Cantor. 436 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:41,910 Cantor, Bender. 437 00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,703 Ein metall mensch? 438 00:19:43,786 --> 00:19:46,956 This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! 439 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,750 Yeah, wait till you see my ass! 440 00:19:56,799 --> 00:19:58,718 The prisoners stand accused 441 00:19:58,801 --> 00:20:01,137 of hypothesis with intent to prove 442 00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,390 and contributing to the delinquency of a fraction. 443 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:05,558 Cantor made me do it! 444 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,042 Are all the numbers here? 445 00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:10,563 Then let the trial begin. 446 00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:13,107 You're full of number two, Number 1! 447 00:20:13,191 --> 00:20:15,276 Lots of numbers are not here. 448 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,905 Ya, you are the whole numbers and the fractions merely. 449 00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:20,156 Heresy! 450 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,158 There are infinitely many of us. 451 00:20:22,242 --> 00:20:23,660 So we must all be here. 452 00:20:23,743 --> 00:20:24,744 Falsch! 453 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,330 Order! Order! 454 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:31,459 Look, you, I can prove it. 455 00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:32,919 I doubt that. 456 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:35,129 But if you can, we shall free you. 457 00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:36,839 - Really? - Maybe. 458 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:37,924 Good enough. 459 00:20:38,007 --> 00:20:42,595 To begin, I write down all of your children fractions like so. 460 00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:49,477 One-half, then 1/3rd und 2/3rds, then 1/4th, 2/4ths und 3/4ths und sofort. 461 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,814 Und next to each, its decimal expansion. 462 00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:57,694 But after we list every child, 463 00:20:57,777 --> 00:21:01,322 there must be another not on the list. 464 00:21:01,406 --> 00:21:03,126 What you talkin' 'bout, Cantor? 465 00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,150 For this new child, 466 00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,869 I change the first digit of the first child, 467 00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:09,289 then change the second digit of the second child, 468 00:21:09,372 --> 00:21:11,833 the third digit of the third child, und so on. 469 00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,879 Now, look at this new number. 470 00:21:18,256 --> 00:21:19,257 It's a freak! 471 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:23,177 You think so only because it's not any of your children! 472 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:26,306 It is different from the first child at the first digit, 473 00:21:26,389 --> 00:21:28,308 and the second child at the second digit. 474 00:21:28,391 --> 00:21:32,687 And in this way, it must be different from every child here! 475 00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:35,356 Therefore, it is not in Numberland, 476 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,942 so you are incomplete! 477 00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:41,154 Blasphemy! 478 00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:42,447 Wait, let me see that again? 479 00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:46,701 You know there are easier ways to prove that. 480 00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:47,952 Of course, I know. 481 00:21:48,036 --> 00:21:49,787 I'm Georg Cantor. 482 00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:52,832 Infinities beyond infinity? Neat. 483 00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:54,876 You're blowing my mind, but still, 484 00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:55,960 blasphemy! 485 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:57,045 Get 'em, Googol. 486 00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:02,091 Stand back, fellow math lovers, 487 00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:06,471 and watch as I break up Googol, right between O's. 488 00:22:23,446 --> 00:22:25,406 We're almost back to reality. 489 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:27,283 Oh, you'll love it, Cantor. 490 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:30,411 We've found so many more applications for math. 491 00:22:30,495 --> 00:22:32,830 Like computer machines? 492 00:22:32,914 --> 00:22:34,832 Und this annoying metall mensch? 493 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:36,584 Indeed. 494 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:40,171 Mathematics underlies everything that exists. 495 00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:42,173 That's what I love about it. 496 00:22:42,256 --> 00:22:44,217 Not me, Herr Professor. 497 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:48,429 What I love is the pure, abstract understanding. 498 00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:51,682 For me, even this world is too real. 499 00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:02,402 See ya later. 500 00:23:11,577 --> 00:23:13,830 I'm glad you're back, Professor. 501 00:23:13,913 --> 00:23:15,706 I mean, I don't really care, 502 00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:17,583 it just felt like somebody should say that. 503 00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,043 I don't care either. 504 00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:23,172 But it does feel like I should say thank you, Hermes. 505 00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:25,925 Professor, come see what Fry's working on. 506 00:23:26,008 --> 00:23:29,137 Yes, yes. What are you painting now? 507 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:32,181 Another second-place, third-rate puppy? 508 00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:35,852 No, it's a paint-by-number I'm unmaking just for you. 509 00:23:38,312 --> 00:23:40,940 See? Nothing but numbers. 510 00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:45,319 I don't know which is more beautiful, 511 00:23:45,403 --> 00:23:48,823 the idea or the thing itself. 512 00:23:56,789 --> 00:23:58,082 Exquisite.